Rachael. 23. Aspiring Power Ranger since 1994, full-time bagel enthusiast and drunk dancer extraordinaire.
do you ever think about the first person who discovered milk? like “oh i’ma just squeeze this cows pink dangly thing and then drink the liquid that shoots out of it.”
"who te fuck hekp me I wiSj yous were here forever"
"i earlobe you"
"U lyrce. You."
"Legit all tat is in mmyt heaf lmao"
"i’ll hjug you so jard you cant breate thats wart"
[about cotton eyed joe] “why does he have a corton eye? what a dick.”