Rachael. 23. Aspiring Power Ranger since 1994, full-time bagel enthusiast and drunk dancer extraordinaire.

 

i-am-god-like:

elronds-eyebrows:

i-am-god-like:

if u ever feel irrelevant just think about how beyonce’s sister  must feel

Beyonce has a sister?

exactly

plumbingsdifferent:

do you ever think about the first person who discovered milk? like “oh i’ma just squeeze this cows pink dangly thing and then drink the liquid that shoots out of it.” 

marlak:

GLEECRACK V.10 (V.2V.3V.4V.4.5V.500V.6V.7, V.8, V.9)

drunk things i said last night:

"who te fuck hekp me I wiSj yous were here forever"

"i earlobe you"

"U lyrce. You."

"Legit all tat is in mmyt heaf lmao"

"i’ll hjug you so jard  you cant breate thats wart"

[about cotton eyed joe] “why does he have a corton eye? what a dick.”